My imaginary interview with Diesel week before last was well received (thank you!)

So, I’m going to continue that trend with another one of our STAR foster kitties… Miss Gracie.

Gracie – if you haven’t met her in person – might as well be the cat version of Grace Kelly, Princess of Monaco. With stunning eyes, she saunters through the cat lounge with an aristocratic air.

Even when just relaxing on a cardboard scratcher, she looks like she’s posing for a Vogue photo shoot; therefore, we all figure she’d have quite the story to tell if she could speak human.

Here goes…

Caroline (in bold): Good morning Gracie

Gracie (in italics): Good day to you madam.

Oh you don’t have to call me madam, I’m just the hired help…

Very well, good day to you hired help.

I was trying to be funny… anyway, let’s get started. We’d like to help our guests get to know you better, given you’ve spent a good bit of time with us here at the cafe.

For that I am grateful. What would you like to know?

You have gorgeous eyes… and the purrfect “cat eye” eyeliner. How do you look so stunning all the time?

I’m a 100% natural beauty. No effort required.

For real you always look ready for a photo shoot. Ok how about buddies… if your future family got you a best friend would it be a dog or another cat?

Definitely another cat. I find dogs to be very frightening.

How about snuggle buddies… would you rather snuggle with another kitty or a person?

Purrrrrson all the way. I like cats just fine but tend to prefer the companionship of people who adore me.

Ok how about special skills… what would you like to share?

I’m very adept at sleeping in a purrrfect circle. Also did I mention I am very photogenic?

We ALL mention that about you all the time Gracie…

Good.

Ok Gracie, thanks for playing along with us and we appreciate that you allow us to take care of you. We love you very much and promise we are working hard to find you the purrrfect family!

You’re welcome. Please tell folks they can come interview me in purrrson at Cat & Craft by booking an hour in the Cat Lounge HERE.

You said it best, Gracie – thanks!